
You think paying me to help you get organized will set you back a few Piggy Bank dollars? How about a declutter job that costs $84 million per year over the next 12 years!
No, they’re not from Hoarders TV Show.
Look up! Because that’s what Jerome Pearson, president of Star Technology and Research, Inc. says it will cost to clean up the clutter that’s in our heavens. But, hey, not to worry! Since space debris is a global problem, that cost could be shared among a number of nations, he added!
WHA?
Humans. We trash everything! We consume, then trash. Very sad.
I don’t there are any sofas or plastic lawn chairs floating up there right now, but I’d guess there will be soon.
HOW MUCH CLUTTER IS UP THERE?
NASA estimates that Earth’s orbital debris cloud contains more than 20,000 pieces as big as a softball and more than 500,000 bigger than a marble.
All the talk about going to Mars, putting a hotel up in space, etc. just seems to me to be a few more places we get to litter and trash. I can see it now. I pay $250,000 to go to the Space Hotel and Lounge and while sitting having a lovely cool fruity drink I see trash floating all over in space out the window. Geez.
EDDE: JOB OPENINGS COMING SOON
They plan on creating spacecrafts just for this job. To job to declutter space. At least it will put some people at NASA back to work.
Each spacecraft, known as an ElectroDynamic Debris Eliminator (EDDE), would capture orbital debris in a net, then drag the junk down out of harm’s way.
Pearson says that, EDDE’s services may be sorely needed. A new report warns that there is already so much junk in space that humanity may have reached a “tipping point,” in which collisions could start to increase exponentially, spawning more and more debris.
Yeesh! Don’t drive in space anytime soon to avoid this.
A FAST AND WEIGHTY ISSUE
How fast and heavy is your clutter?
Pieces of space junk — which may be defunct spacecraft, abandoned launch vehicles or fragments from satellite collisions — zip around Earth at speeds up to 17,500 mph (28,163 kph). Okay, that’s fast! Keep a watchful eye out! In fact, that’s so fast that even tiny paint flecks can damage a spacecraft And there’s a lot of this stuff, much of it larger and far more dangerous than paint flecks.
LEO (low-Earth orbit) is cluttered with about 2,500 objects bigger than a softball (roughly 4 inches wide), Pearson said. No big deal, right? Wrong. This debris would weigh about 2,000 tons here on Earth
IN SUMMARY
While on or off the planet:
- Don’t litter.
- Pick up after yourself.
- Don’t live in clutter.
- Get organized.
- Don’t jettison stuff out of your rocket ship if you’re not going to go back and pick it up before coming home.
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